Justifiable Homicide, right?

Talking to my husband last night...

Me: "Did you hear what I said?"

Tim: "Sorry, I was distrated....you're eye's all f---ed up."

(I have a small stye on my eyelid, and it's healing - not even noticible today)

He's lucky I love him, and we are having a great time talking tonight, or I would kill him. But it would totally be justifiable homicide.(I am laughing as I post this - I'm not really mad at him. He was just being silly and made an "oh! gotcha!" face after he said it)