Letters from the Editor

Dear Tess,
That one smells NASTY. Change it yourself, please.
Love,
Mommy
P.S....Please sleep tonight...Mommy needs more then 3.5 hours of sleep per night to consciously care for you and your sister.
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Dear Sophie (cat),
That was MY Wild Cherry Pepsi, you furry brat.
Love,
Mom
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Dear Ava,
"Stay on the deck!" does not mean "Run to the neighbor's yard the second I turn around to grab a napkin."
Love,
Mommy
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Dear Chrissie,
Clean the toilet, do some laundry, and make dinner.
Love,
.....your other personality....