My kids are ridiculous.

Yup, they are, and that is what has prompted me to start this blog (along with recommendations from others who know the stories about my kids). I usually post them on my myspace account, but that's just for people who I actually know in real life, so there are millions of people out there who haven't been exposed to the ridiculousness of my children.

So, who am I? I'm 28, married, with 2 kids, 2 cats, some fish that will probably die soon, and plants that miraculously haven't died yet. Shocker. My oldest is a 5 year old girl (who is having a tantrum upstairs because she's not fond of....well, not throwing temper tantrums), and my youngest is 2 (and who is the dirtiest child eh-ver). My husband works a lot, leaving me to do things like blog to fill my days.

So, let us get started, shall we? I'm going to copy and paste (and try to backdate) in some stories others will recognize from my MySpace, about my kids, and other such fun. After this, no more recycled stuff - I'll post the real deal here, and you have an all-access pass on my life. It is all normal to me, but I've been told by others I need to blog, so maybe you'll all enjoy it.