Hungry? Go steal something to eat. Help yourself!

From the Daily Local's police reports, there are a few I'd like to bring to your attention, and please note that there were only 4 to start with, and the 3 I'm presenting to you are people who stole food. I am laughing my ass off right now, especially over the old guy who stole sausage links. LOVE IT!!! Read on!

PENN
Police arrested Albert John DelVescovo, 72, of West Chester, for trying to steal six boxes of Bob Evans sausage links from the Giant on the 800 block of West Baltimore Pike, according to a police report.

ELK
Between 3:30 and 8:30 p.m. Oct. 5, $300 in cash, $100 worth of costume jewelry and $210 worth of T-bone steaks were stolen from a house on the 300 block of Baker Drive, according to a police report.

DOWNINGTOWN
A former Wawa employee stole a sandwich from the Wawa on the 100 block of Wallace Avenue on Oct. 6, according to a police report.