It will never be enough, will it??

It will never be enough, will it??

Pfaltzgraff....you bastards.

Stop sending me coupon codes. It is like handing an alcoholic a free beer, enticing him/her to try it...then try a little more....until suddently they have $500 worth of "Naturewood" items in their home, and dance in A.C. Moore when you see planters for sale that feature the same pattern. I mean, until they're drunk. Whatever. Mixed metaphors are bitchin'.

Ok, I'm done. I'm going to finish eating my salmon pinwheels off of my Naturewood Dinner plate (MSRP $7.99 each) with my Pfaltzgraff Evening Sun flatware collection fork (MSRP $3.00 each).